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the urge to just lay down and let time pass you by forever. it’s called clinical depression
A booked and busy king!!
@hushlittlewing i laughed so hard at this i hurt my lung 🥲
The number of white men you wouldn’t look at twice if you passed them by at a gas station that the CW has somehow made people find “hot” is impressive
Ironically many supernatural blogs are reblogging this
There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"
"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your prescious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"
The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counterargument
I wrote this joke in a sleep deprived rage and its one of the best pieces of writing I have ever produced
hot flaming take i’m abt to slap you with: it’s not acceptable to punish children for their grades, no matter the circumstances.
lost a follower for this one!
Any situation in which the grades are "bad enough to punish" is a situation in which your child is already struggling, and needs, more than anything, your support and affection.
If you punish them you will teach them nothing but how to loathe
ok but the 90s were RIGHT about teal purple & pink. they executed that FLAWLESSLY
bisexual flag but make it neon
